Where Joe, Shane Gillis, Mark Normand, and Ari Shaffir save precisely zero parks and blame it on aliens…
2:00 Aliens tell us earthlings: make vodka not war
8:00 Expert breakdown of Will Smith’s slapping technique and ties to Scientology
34:00 Crack and comics
45:00 Civil war
51:00 Milo, Pepe, and Trump
1:02:00 Victoria’s new secret
1:08:00 The inception of the R Kelly trapped in the closet watch party
1:25:30 Weinstein the Milk Dud Mule
1:29:30 Ari gets chased by a Chinese man with a bat
1:42:40 Chinese prisoner organ harvesting
1:46:00 Actually protecting parks? Maybe?
1:49:00 158 MPH downhill skiing
1:55:45 Comedy Ski Festival
2:05:00 Wrestlemania ensues
2:17:30 The Paul Brothers are here to stay
2:29:00 The contrarian responses to Will Smith’s slap
2:35:00 Trump’s America
2:50:00 10 beers in
3:07:00 Louis CK
3:12:00 You should probably skip to the next time stamp. Unless you like flaming hot Cheetos.
3:17:00 The Trump Diet
3:19:00 Can’t get you out of my head
3:25:00 The case for Chris Rock
3:32:00 Makes sense 4 comedians would do a 25 minute riff on stand up
3:57:00 Stand up in the era of the magic beer bug
4:06:00 Sex through a sheet?